To start this article. I have to apologize for the long delay since my last article. Laziness has gotten the better of me. The purpose of this article is.... girls. The reason for the article is because I feel there are some things about this group of individuals that need to be talked about.
First off, I want to talk about the mental roller coaster. Formly known as, girl vocab. A girl (in a guys point of view) can be listening to a conversation of two girls; and have no idea whats going on. He may think he does. But in reality he has no idea. My reasoning behind this is that girls can say one thing but it can have a complete different meaning to them. I would give a good example. But I still can't quite fiqure it out.
The next topic is what is commonly known as "the look". Trust me. I've seen this look one too many times, and I doubt I'm done seeing it yet. The look is defined in my dictionary as, "when a girl stares at you. And in the process lets you know, without a single word. That your wrong, making a fool of yourself and her, and your just pissing her off. The look is the female ability for the girl to either enter the persons heart, soul, or brain. And while there they can enter there feelings, destroy whatever self confidence the boy has. And while there at it can change the guys opinion on whatever they want. I have many, many examples of this one. Husband and wife are going out somewhere nice. Husband walks out in a unappealing shirt. It takes his wife one look and the husband two tenths a second to realize he needs to turn around, and try again. Another more personal example is whenever I would disagree with my girlfriend and she would in turn give me "the look". I saw the look of death into my eyes. And immediately stopped talking.
The look is something that can go beyond just a death look to men. It is also used as a non verbal system for girls to destroy another girls self esteem without using a word. How often I saw in high school of the popular cheerleader look down on the science girl in class without even the use of a word. And this is something that most guys just don't get. But the reason, I think, that girls social status themselves is because the power of "the look".
I have one final topic of which I wish to speak on. This topic is of the power of girls over analyzing a situation. One of my all time favorite comedians, Bill Engvall, hits this issue right on the head. Paraphrasing he says, "My wife was searching through my car, looking for a map. I know its bogus. Cause anytime we go anywhere, she knows exactly where we're and has no problem telling me how to get there. Anyways. She was looking through my car and found a pack of cigarettes. And being a girl, she says, bill, these yours? That my friend is a set up question. She has given me the opportunity to lie. But I just told her ya hunny there mine. Then. This she takes a leap. That no man can follow. She looks at me weird and says, if I can't trust you about smoking, how do I know your not sleeping with other woman? (nervous) well I guess you don't". See what I mean? girls will take something so innocent. And will take leaps that a regular guy just will not be able to comprehend. Why this is, is still a mystery to me. But I see it time and time again. A guy (me) will say something so simple. But the girl will take that info, and will apply it to something completely different.
Now. For the solution. There really isn't one. I just wanted to rant. Things won't change because girls have the power. And frankly no man can change that. But if more men are aware of the ways of girls, less men will be lost, confused, and will be less scared the first time they get "the look". By now you have to be asking yourself. "why did I waste my time reading this useless article?" Well. That would most likely be because its an article by me dj about girls. And you just had to hear what I had to say. I hope I didn't offend any girls with the writing of this. This article was not directed at anyone but just random thoughts I had. But if you choose to apply that you were the topic I was talking about, then I will start to think that from now on. Its your choice.
